My first thought upon getting accepted to UGA...
More Than Just a Taste
secretedsins: Full, soft lips part ever so slightly, barely baring hints of pearl-white teeth and the tip of twisting tongue beneath. Nostrils flare and mouth waters at the sweet, succulent scent, and hungry eyes devour the flesh bared to him before the first taste, as longing lips are wetted with a snaking, languorous lick. Meeting soft, yielding flesh clad in downy fuzz, his...
The odd thing about this life is always that you spend half your time trying to...– Tom Waits (via fuckyeahsick)
My lips are bitten, Until they tear, shred, and bleed, Staining your lips, too.
There's that clip of "receiving the Holy Ghost"...
People convulsing and thrashing and crying and screaming and babbling with the power of God. It’s terrifying and morbidly beautiful and my favorite part.
I hate my kids. I would die for them. Take a bullet, jump in front of a bus, lay down on a set of railroad tracks. But I hate them. I am no longer me, but “Mommy”. Every day their sticky little hands reaching up for me and greedy little mouths pleading for “Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!” Yes, Mommy’s here. Mommy will feed you and wipe your faces and read stories at night and...
Today was a great day.
Because of a dentist’s visit, oddly enough. Which is usually a very unpleasant experience. But I went to a new dentist today. The assistant was nice and talkative without being too fakely chatty. Damn interesting too. She’s writing a cookbook and composing a collection of miracle stories, of which she intends to give the proceeds to missions and Christian charities. Talked publishing...
My friend's mother always says that if you get...
I think this is a very effective way to get out of trouble: act like a fucking lunatic and scare them away. I am giving you the gift of this knowledge, Tumblr. Cherish it.
Anonymous asked: Shark
Anonymous asked: Wheat. because why not.
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