June 2012
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clintirwin replied to your photo: I’m very white, if you didn’t know.
Radioactive
I think that filter actually gives me more color. The original was blindingly white
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clintirwin asked: Are you REALLY the cat whisperer?
therealvagabondking-deactivated asked: Craziest thing you've ever done ... i mean the craziest.
Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your...
separ-atedmind:
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Once, the Sun fell in love with the Moon. She crossed his path one day as if it was nothing at all. But no one had ever dared before. No one had even come close other than those two small planets that had made so little an impression they were barely worth mentioning. But the moon, she was different. She boldly set foot in front of him and cast her shadow upon the world. The Sun was transfixed,...
origami cranes
clintirwin:
and there are so many roads and songs to so many homes and people who belong to other people they forget as the years go by and happy family reunions are only in movies, where you fall in a new love coming off of crisis and failure and thus smile again and the rest of life is happy and I don’t know if that ever happens because I have never lived it but maybe maybe some part of it...
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When your grandfather asks you "what will you do...
Ouch.
Right in the literature-loving heart.
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They noticed, you see, that I was a noticing
kind of person, and so they left...
– “After Rain,” Mary Ruefle (via clavicola)
FUCK THIS TUMBLR APP
UUUUUUUUUGH. I write a long fucking paragraph and it just erases it!
Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via elige)
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Also, I get the fandom shipping now.
When the hell are they gonna do it?
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Alright, this was a pretty great decision.
I caved.
I finally downloaded Sherlock.
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Of course God hates fags. He prefers cigars.
– A sign at Pride.
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Off to Pride we go.
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clintirwin replied to your photo: Does this make me look distinguished?
You have problems
How could you…
It’s when you hide things that you choke on them.
– Charles Bukowski (via goodgracesbadbadinfluence)
Do you sometimes have a very strange jolt of...
It hits me when I think about my name, when I actually look at it written down and take in every letter. I’m suddenly tied to that name, and I realize that people connect “Katherine” with me. I just think of myself as “I” or “me” and those words encompass all of my being to me, but “Katherine” is something totally foreign....
Write no matter what dramas and conflicts are happening in your life. Storms...
– Jessica Page Morrell, The Writer’s I Ching
Once in awhile, I pull a card from the deck of cards that came in The Writer’s I Ching. Amazingly, the card I pick always seems to address whatever problem I’m dealing with in my writing. The above passage is at the heart of my writing...
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‘Listen,’ she said, pulling my head into her lap and pressing my ear...
– The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III
Writing on a Kelvin Scale
clintirwin:
So, katskradlexx sent me this youtube video, a “dramatic reading” of a self-published book called The Haunted Vagina. It is a longish video, so I’ll give a choice quote:
“I’m haunted,” she said, smiling and touching her vagina.
“How did a ghost get in there?”
“I don’t know. It’s been in there for a long time, now.”
Now, katskradlexx suggested that the writing sample above,...
quigley21 asked: I just read your piece about not being able to keep a lasting connection with people, Have you ever noticed a pattern? For example, I have noticed that every six years or so the people I consider friends seem to drift away.
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Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
FROM THE FIRST GODDAMN MOMENT I WAS ON THE FLOOR
So at the end of my road, there are two gas stations. One’s advertising gas for $3.08, but the other advertises it at $3.fucking92. What the fuck. Who the hell is going to your gas station man?
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lautan replied to your post: Things I will not have money for: my tattoo.
what are you planning to get? if I may
I was going back and forth between “so it goes” on my wrist or the same phrase with a clockwork sort of design under it.
Things I will not have money for: my tattoo.
Things I am very disappointed about not having money for: my tattoo.
Why we should use the Oxford Comma
rachelfershleiser:
bowtiesinthedungeon:
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.